(sung to "Puppy Love" by Donny Osmond)
And they called it Filo-lo-o-ove
Oh, I guess they'll never know
How a leather planner feels
And why I love it so
You can mock my Filo-lo-o-ove
It’s old fashioned you surmise
But your iPhone aint so go-oo-od
when your battery ups and dies!
I write each night and care for you
My friends say I’m insane
I hope and I pray that there won’t be a day
When I leave you out in the rain!!!!
Somebody help me, help me, help me please
If you give me just a sec
How can I tell my other half?
I’ve just bought a Van der Spe-e-ek!