And they call it FILO-LOVE ♩♪♫♬

(sung to "Puppy Love" by Donny Osmond)

And they called it Filo-lo-o-ove

Oh, I guess they'll never know

How a leather planner feels

And why I love it so

You can mock my Filo-lo-o-ove

It’s old fashioned you surmise

But your iPhone aint so go-oo-od

when your battery ups and dies!

I write each night and care for you

My friends say I’m insane

I hope and I pray that there won’t be a day

When I leave you out in the rain!!!!

Somebody help me, help me, help me please

If you give me just a sec

How can I tell my other half?

I’ve just bought a Van der Spe-e-ek!