Have you ever had one of those days?
you know
THOSE kind of days
The yuck days
The gassy days
The bad haircut
days
The toilet paper on
your heel days
The drop the
iPhone in the toilet days
The spill your
coffee on your shirt days
The "I
overslept in the tanning machine" days
The "That's
not skim milk it's breast milk!" days
The brushed your
teeth with haemorrhoid cream days
The "when are
you due?" to an unpregnant stranger days
The saying you
hate the name Mildred
to the husband of one days.
to the husband of one days.
The being told by
a stranger there's a coat hanger
caught on your back days
caught on your back days
The "Look
Grandma, see Daddy's funny balloon
from his bedside table!" days
from his bedside table!" days
The "what's
your name young man?" only
to be answered tearfully "It's Mary!" days
to be answered tearfully "It's Mary!" days
The driving in
traffic and you notice some poo from
the nappy you changed that morning on your finger days.
the nappy you changed that morning on your finger days.
The being pulled
over for speeding on the only day
in your life you have ever driven in your pyjamas days
in your life you have ever driven in your pyjamas days
The opening the
door to your in-laws in your underwear
remembering it was TODAY they were visiting you days
remembering it was TODAY they were visiting you days
The answering the
phone on your anniversary saying
"Hello you sexy wench" to the boss on the other end days
"Hello you sexy wench" to the boss on the other end days
The hold up the
checkout line with a million dollars worth
of groceries and discover you haven't brought your wallet days
of groceries and discover you haven't brought your wallet days
Well, if you had a
Filofax,
You would only
have the best of days!
Love It! Who has NOT had one of those days, even WITH a Filofax!
ReplyDeleteLol - I needed that today :-)
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