Hey Steve - A tribute to Steve Morton - the Fifth Beatle

 

Hey Steve

(sung to The Beatles song – Hey Jude)

Hey Steve, I’m feeling sad
Bought a Filo from Pens and Leather

The rings have gaps the size of Brazil

How do I sta-art to make it better?

Hey Steve, my pen loop broke,
Tried to stretch it with lubrication.

It widened then fell apart in my hands.

Is this a ca-ase for compensation?
 

So off I went to the store, hey Steve, there’s more
in search of new rings to end this story.
My desp’rate search led me on, to Am-a-zon

And somehow I bought a brown Midori!
 

Huh huh huh huh huh huh - OMG?

Hey Steve, it’s not the end,
but my stress has gone internal

With the refund I got today in the mail,

I now o-own a bullet journal!

So let it out and let it in, hey Steve, begin
to leave all your Filos for the ‘dark side’.

And don't you know that it's true, hey Steve, you do!
Their leather is made from some cow’s backside!
 

Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh, gag gag gag!
 

Hey Steve, don't be so sad
That the ClipBook is not much better.
Remember though Filofax isn’t bad
the latest Van der Speks are so much
better better better better better better, oh!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, hey Steve

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, hey Steve

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, hey Steve

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, hey Steve

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, hey Steve

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, hey Steve

(Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie, Stevie!)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, hey Steve

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha, hey Steve