Tuesday, 21 October 2014

Do You Wanna Use a Filo?

Sung to Disney’s “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman” from Frozen
Kentfrom Oz's photo.
Steve: Kent?
Do you wanna use a Filo?
And plan ‘til you’re insane
You will not see me anymore
So close the door
You'll never be the same!
I used to use my iPhone
And now I don't
I wish you would tell me why!-
Do you wanna use a Filo?
It doesn't have to be a Malden.
Go away, Steve
Okay, bye...
Do you wanna use a Filo?
And write down everything you do
I think some washi tape will look great
And its never too late
to own a Flex or two-
(Hang in there, Kent!)
It gets a little scary
Owning fifty three!,
Just watching my habit grow-
(Hole-Punch Hole-Punch Hole-Punch Hole-Punch Hole-Punch)
Steve: (Knocking) Kent?

Please, I know you're in there,
People are getting so concerned
They say "he’s mental", and “gone insane”
He’s bought another one, but can he see
That every time he opens it, he takes a sniff
And gently says it’s name!
Do you wanna use a Filo?


  1. I'm going to have this song in my head alllll night now!

  2. This is the best version of Frozen ever!!! :-)

  3. You are so funny!


  4. Brilliant. And now this tune is stuck in my head, with these lyrics. LOL

  5. Brilliant, this is the best yet!! LOL!! I will always hear it with these lyrics now.

  6. When I read the title I was wondering if it was on purpose... Love the song hahah!

  7. Hahaha! I'm sending this to my Frozen loving, Filofax obsessed daughter!